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愚人节英文

时间:2020-01-02 16:06:40 人气: 31 作者:语录管理员

1、您打开了破坏短信息。正在执行删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。


You open the short message。 All of the information is to delete contacts will be lost, please wait。


2、现在是凌晨点,可以起来嘘嘘了,我已经没钱给你买尿布湿了。


Is the point in the morning, can up to hush now, I have no money to buy you a diaper is wet。


3、我一首无名诗,世上很少有人知,只有我和傻瓜知,傻瓜正在读此诗!


I a obscure poem, very few people know the world, only a fool and I know, a fool is reading the poem!


4、报告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。


Report: at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health, please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。


5、你看看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿。


You see you, the head, waist, France India nose, athlete's foot, people don't people, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs。


6、有句话我一直想跟你说,可每次心都跳得厉害不好意思说出口:其实,你长得好可爱,就象一头小白猪!


There are words I always wanted to tell you, but every heart jump very much embarrassed to say: actually, you look very lovely, just like a little pig!


7、亲爱的,真对不起。自从昨晚我们浪漫一吻时,你从我嘴里舔出半截豆芽,我就牢记了饭后一定刷牙!


Dear, I'm really sorry。 Since we last night a romantic kiss, you from my mouth lick of bean sprouts, I remember must brush your teeth after the meal!


8、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。


Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don't delay。


9、今天晚上有流星雨,听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过,可惜我要睡觉,你就好了,有那么多人看着你飞!


At night there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig to once fly from the sky, but I'm trying to sleep, you good, there are so many people looking at you fly!


10、我觉得认识你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,与众不同的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别生气啊!愚人节快乐!


I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!


11、对不起,我不小心把电话簿删了!你是沈金并吗?还是刘茫或者秦寿?难道是梅仁幸?如果都不是,那你一定是朱投!朱投!


I'm sorry, I accidentally put the phone book deleted! Are you a Shen Jin and? Or permanent or Qin Shou liu? Is it MeiRenXing? If no, then you must be cast zhu! Zhu cast!


12、据美国麻省理工大研究发现,打手机前把手机在水中泡1分钟,可完全避免电磁波对人体大脑的辐射,切记!


According to the Massachusetts polytechnic, the study found the mobile phone in the water soak 1 minute before cell phones, can completely avoid electromagnetic radiation on human brain, remember!


13、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体。


Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。


14、第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!


See you for the first time, I just said to myself: you are my this life goal to strive, I want to pursue you, I want to hug you。 I want to announce: I love you……。 The yuan!


15、通碟:阁下最近和一美妙女子交往甚密,频繁利用手机短信眉目传情,本信息台现将民意传达:亿万中华猛男将与你为敌!


Disc: you recently dating a beautiful woman, frequent use of mobile phone text messages to flirt, to convey the opinion of this info now: hundreds of millions of Chinese male will be with you!


16、读出下面的字,你将获得月薪2000000的工作,试题如下:簟璁醭歙艽绱癀穑魍旃偬彘硪钚鲥硐。愚人节快乐!


Read the following words, you will receive a monthly salary of 2000000 work, try the following: Dian Cong pellicle increased Jiao attach Huang was Wang zhan MAO MAO zhan zong plutonium。 Happy April fool's day!


17、你血压高,血脂高,职位不高。大会不发言,小会不发言,前列腺发炎。政绩不突出,业绩不突出,腰间盘突出。


You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don't speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。


18、紧急通告:我市精神病院有一病人脱逃,敬请广大市民小心!该病人特征:喜爱拿一假手机看信息!口头禅:神经病!


Urgent notice: our city mental hospital patients with a escape, please citizens to be careful! The patient characteristics: like a fake phone to see information! Pet phrase: mental derangement!


19、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!哈,愚人节快乐!


Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station's seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard! Ha, happy April fool's day!


20、你对我叫:爱我就想让你抱抱我,爱我就想让你亲亲我,爱我就想让你喂喂我。才明白你为什么眼里含泪水?因为可爱的猫咪对鱼肉爱得深。


You call to me, love me just want to let you hug me, love me just wanted to let you kiss me, love me just want you to feed me。 To understand why you with tears in his eyes? For lovely cat fish love deeper。


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